Thursday, December 9, 2010

off track

odd how it took a 2 paragraph story about an insane 500 year old vampire loli to get me back on track.
for the past few days i've been feeling more and more depressed, attaching myself to stories of furries and stuff. i think my life force may be tied to lolies or something because the moment i finished that story and started craving for a loli, i realized i was full of energy and zeal.
crazy random happenstances take it, i was in just the right place to sate this craving for "little-girl". i was at a gensokyo-directory (actually the touhou wikia), and i filled my head with knowledge of the happenings of these fantastical girls. specifically a certain famous "knowledge".

anyway, immediately proceeding this re-love, i started drawing. pumping out one of my new masterpieces (the kind i'd put in my portfolio kind of masterpieces. [masterpieces were normally made to get you accepted into an artist guild]). i'm sitting here in class just itching to get home and scan/clean it.

mmmm.... flandre scarlet.

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Tuesday, December 7, 2010

anthropomorphics

Today was the release of the Valkenhayn download for BlazBlue CS. valkenhayn is a werewolf serving as butler for a vampire loli named Rachel. this is awesome. the previous downloadable character was a squirrel girl named makoto, she's the best friend of noel and tsubaki, officers of the NOL. she is also awesome.

what do the 2 have in common? they are part animal.

that brings us to today's post. Anthropomorphic characters. or : the humanization of an animal.
most people refer to these people as furries. alot of people hate them, but i'll be here to clear things up.
Furries have been rule 42'd. that in itself is pretty terrible (for a rule 42 anyway). but it's not the half-beast's fault.
furries can be awesome, makoto is a prime example of that. so don't hate on them (too much).

a common anthropomorphic, around since ancient times, is the wolf man (were : latin for male of the man species. and wolf : go read a dictionary, i can't possibly figure this one out.). they are indestructible forces of nature, and are wolves to boot. plus they can pretty much go toe to toe with a vampire (vampyre : see : hellsing manga). if you want werewolf action go read wolf guy. i highly recommend it. (NSFW)

making animals into cute lolies however is the main point of this entire thing. cat girls are cute, whether it's nekomimi mode or a bonafide cat girl, or the awesome rise in people who where cat tails (IRL). when a cute loli is sporting some cat ears, they get a bonus of +4 to cute. it's one of the higher forms of moe that should not be abused without care. ran and chen from perfect cherry blossom 2 of the spokespeople for the catgirl army.

ED: i will return to this post as class is ending. will finish later. add picture.

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Thursday, December 2, 2010

Tuesday, November 30, 2010

and life comes crashing down for the holidays

today's post is a selfish one again. it's about me. and my life.
"life you say? you have no life!"
there's a story to why though, would you like to hear why? i'm going to tell you, it's a really long story, and it goes into incredibly pointless detail, and there may or may not be a quiz to this.
"w-wait, no. i don't have time for- i'm going to go over there now, please don't"
oh? right then, shut up, and go to hell.

and you, your still here? okay good. i don't have time for jack-rabbits like the other guy, who TOTALLY EXISTS (lies).
cough, i'll go for the short version since you've been patient. and YOU, you stay in the corner like a bitch.

well anyway, yes it's about my life, (which i don't have). how does this work? i'll get to it in a second.

during thanksgiving, we had the most terrible of cold weather, it was so cold we had to bring out a heater to keep the TV room warm. but being the holiday it was, there was food to prepare and stuff to do/watch. in my room, there were 2 desktop computers in use, one currently being used to play games, and the other to watch youtube videos, across the hall was my sister's room where a computer was also being used to watch youtube videos.. also the lights were on because daylights savings time was a lie and we actually lost "day-time", but that's something else. in the kitchen was an old microwave, a toaster, a rice cooker, and various kitchen appliances going on full to prepare our feast. and finally in the TV room was already mentioned heater, and the television system used to watch pumpkins be chucked for nearly a mile.

normally these items are in constant standard use in the house and poses no problem, but today was cold and a holiday, and everything was on at the same time. you probably guessed it by no, but we had a power outage or something (i don't remember the term, but you get the idea). this is normal though, it usually does nothing and is fixed rather easily. so i go outside, evade my dogs and get to the breaker, and switch the thing back.

everything is on again, and i locate the heater and close a few lights and save energy, like a hero. and then i go to my room, start up one of the computers again, move to the other one and turn that on. and then it happens.

i look at the first computer and it starts fine, it's the second one that gives me trouble. the normal "start windows in safe mode? start windows in .... start windows normally" thing comes on. whatever, i chose normal startup. it begins to boot. then suddenly. BSOD. that's right. blue screen of death.

i'm all like, oh son of a bitch. restart, fuck you bitch, you WILL START FOR ME. menu comes up again, i choose "last known working configuration". fuck yeah, saved the day. not. load screen and then sudden BSOD. BS, right?

okay i know how to work computers more then the average person, so i mash my f8 key, and f10 keys andgo through all the menus and try to repair this thing. i mean it's starting up so it's not my PSU (power supply unit), so what the hell. i start to suspect hard-drive problems. only one thing to do. i go for the option to keep the comp from auto-restarting on failure, so i could get a look at the BSOD, because believe or not, they DO say something people.

fears confirmed, boot-volume-something blah blah, my hard drive was damaged in the power outage.

shit.

hopefully i'm suspecting only part of the C drive was hurt, and not the D drive (i split my hard drive, you should do the same thing next time you reformat or whatever). that way all my important stuff is safe, ie: my life was in there.
yeah, my computer basically holds my life. that's why i don't have one. pretty melodramatic way to explain why i don't have a life, but it sucks nonetheless <---that's one fucking word, fuck yeah-----< it's a terrible way to "die" though, holiday festivities stabbing at your soul trying to cook up a ham and watch jamie and adam host a punkin chunkin contest.

luckily i didn't feel to down, it was thanksgiving, i just had one less thing to be thankful for. i have like 6 other computers in the house, though not as amazing as the injured one, but computers anyway.

by the end of the day, i was full of food, so i was happy, find me a man who is not happy after eating thanksgiving dinner. i hook a craptop to the router and download same as normal, and i've occupied my time with playing blazblue, and various RPG games. sure, part of me died a little, but i feel a little like voldemort, one horcrux is not enough to take me down. BY THE WAY HARRY POTTER IS THE OWNER OF THE WAND PART OF THE DEATHLY HALLOWS BECAUSE DUMBLEDORE WAS GODDAMN GENIUS WITH THE SNAPE THING, HAHAHAHAHA SPOILER.

shut up, real fans already knew that. if you didn't know it by now and you are a fan of the series, well your a bitch poser. bitch.

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

i am dissapoint

fortune arterial


At first i was excited about this one, i was thnking i was going to get something amazing along the lines of shana, or iriya, or pretty much another amazing dengeki bunko masterpiece (see : durarara). i mean the whole setup was there : sad past, new location w/ new future, force of evil (vampires), and a wide selection of girls for the hero to interact with.

i guess it goes along the classic : what i watched, what i expected, and what i got. meme.

i got a coloring book. not literally but impressionally. this was the most generic anime i've ever seen, all the cliches are there, but the timing for them are so bad that you can predict it 5 full minutes before they pull the punchline.
i've seen low budget visual novels with more impact then this.

it's just been done a billion times, the crying formula is a good start, but even key (the pioneers/overmasters/inventors of the Cry-game-formula/gods of the genre) knows the formula is archaic and mix it up a little.

other than the great animation (no loss in quality anywhere), and varied cast of characters, it's just boring. sorry Knight, but i really can't keep watching this one.

PS: for my previous post, were- , the suffix means male. as in werewolf : guy-wolf or part guy part wolf. wom- as in womb or woman, means female. it's latin. man, as combined with something else, means the species, as in the human species. it's latin. so for that post : werewoman means part male part female.