Monday, November 22, 2010

something about werewoman.

have you ever stumbled upon what the internet comes to know as gender bending?
at first you reel back in disgust and surprise, but that quickly fades into curiosity. you take a deeper look, perhaps clicking that image-link and hovering over the backspace key to quickly retreat if it goes horribly wrong.

what happens next differs from one person to the next, but the average response is : the girl is cute, but you know for a fact it used to be a man. an instant dilemma is at your doorstep, it is completely not gay to like the girl, but gay to continually assure yourself that the girl is in fact a man. the classic " what do? "

i for one just take it in present tense, she's a girl right now, and i also realize the character probably likes the idea, i like the idea that we get more girls in the world. odd i know.
someone or another has thought about it and questioned themselves, and have definitely reached the conclusion that being a girl has all the advantages. what could we do/ would we do (talking specifically to men at this point) if we were girls, with full knowledge that we were men before hand? perversion and extortion immediately ring out the polls.

but then we have the complete other thing, the thing that even i at first thought it was the most incredibly strange thing i've ever laid eyes on.
the futa.
what is a futa? futa is short for futanarikko, in japan this means girl with a man's equipment. this usually entails an addition to their already equipped assets, and sometimes a lack of sack.
what the heck right? in japan, who we all know is home to a secrete group of strange (and sadly talented) people, hiding among their normal population. they can imagine freely the most intangible (to us) of topics, and have the resources to share their thoughts with everyone.

but futa isn't all that bad, i think. it usually gives women the chance to connect deeper (no pun intended) with the same sex, and in doujins, this is often the case.
but with a love-sided bonus comes a dirty-sided standard. futa-women often come with weapons the size of themselves. no joke, artist who make these things like to pump sizes up to arm-length.

we have no choice but to either jump completely into the perverted, or veer clear of it completely. there is no gray area on this one.

the fusion of men and women leaves many thoughts, and i find myself questioning why the hell anyone would do such a thing, and even more, questioning why anyone, including myself, would go through it at all? i think though, i'll stick to lolies. lolies will not betray me, and their very existence ensures happiness and not confusion. stick to our guns in the world of japan and you might still be the same person, but better. take the wrong turn or choose the wrong link and you might end up a girl with an unhide-able trap and alot of questions for science.

ps: i read a ton of lolicon stuff right after, i am sane enough for now.

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